Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Randomize