doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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