so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My liver just had a heart attack.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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