Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
stop calling my apartment porn island.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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