You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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