I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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