I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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