i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
