told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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