She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
my liver is dry heaving
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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