Non-Jews are for practice
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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