Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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