Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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