you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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