The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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