I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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