Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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