i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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