I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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