Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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