Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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