Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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