can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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