So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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