Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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