Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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