Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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