I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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