Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This baby is an asshole
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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