Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
is it fun? or sober?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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