Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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