This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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