my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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