nut hugger
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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