its not stalking. its research.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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