i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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