Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
babies were throwing up all over the place
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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