i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
where does the pee come out of this thing
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
That was before I lit my hair on fire
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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