First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
