using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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