they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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