Non-Jews are for practice
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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