1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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