I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
