So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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