It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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