He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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