I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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