Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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