we have officially lost it.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
we're so committed to being not committed
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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