That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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