very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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