Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
