i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You dont lie about slip and slides
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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