what if I'm pregnant?
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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