I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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