dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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